Turkey Pardon

Happy Turkey Day! Everyone who knows me and who has been reading this knows I'm not a big fan of tradition... or holiday's in general for that matter. But one tradition I actually like is the pardon given to a turkey by the President of the United States. Just think of all the things we can now do with that turkey! We could use it for food....no, no that just defeats the purpose....maybe we could dress it up in a funny little outfit and make it run around, entertaining children of all ages.....no, no that would humiliate the turkey....perhaps we could give it to an enemy as a peace offering....ya, ya that's my fav idea yet! But seriously, I would like to know what happens to the turkey. Last check there weren't too many pet turkey caretakers. Oh fuck it, just let Cheney shoot the thing.