Cucumber Spit

On my flight to Las Vegas (ya, that's why a couple of weeks with no post) I sat next to a "Cucumber Spitting Kiwi Lady." Let's see how best to describe her further......well......she ate a cucumber while she was talking with me......and as she ate, two small crumblike pieces of cucumber shot out of both sides of her mouth simultaneously. I didn't know if I was more curious of her eating a cucumber on a plane, or how the two pieces always fired at the same time! It's like her mouth was a Star Trek Space Ship armed with a duo green proton cannon. At least that's what came to mind. And she was born in New Zealand...hence the "kiwi lady" part. Our conversation was about how she found the holy spirit....which I would rate a 2 out of 10 on the interesting meter.....spitting two pieces of cucumber out while speaking....9 out of 10!