Life Is Fair

Everybody has heard it and most of us have said it..."Life is not fair." Those four words will never leave my mouth again. I was reading a quote the other day by Lillian Hellman who said "It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or time or fortune, but just yourself that kept things from you." In my ever increasing quest for knowledge and open-mindedness, I realized that life IS fair. Gravity is constant, air is everywhere, and food and shelter are easily attainable. After that, it's all a bonus. So next time little Britney gets cut off talking to her friends on her $200 cell phone and throws around attitude, just slap her in her stupid face and repeat Dennis Leary's best line ever "Shut the Fuck up...NEXT!"