Stand Up Wiper

No venting of any frustrations today...today is "come out of the stall day." On a recent trip I met a New Yorker by the name of Tony. Tony is an SUW. Now when it is ok for New York to "stand up" and say that, then my hesitation of embarrasment completely dissapates as well. So here it is...I am also an SUW ...for the same reason as Tony I might add. You probably haven't figured it out by now so here it is, SUW means Stand Up Wiper. An explanation coming from a New Yorker, its simply "Ima Stand Up Wipa" (notice how it sounds cool this way), and an explanation from a midwesterner, it is just silly/sad (take your pick), and while I'm not sure what specific reactions would be like from a Third World African country, it might make complete sense!? I will leave you with an entertaining site to combat the puzzledness you feel right now...cowabductions.com.