No Drunk Apologies

Drunk people trying to apologize might be one of the lowest life forms on our planet. Let me google that real quick....yup, I was right...they got the spot just behind plankton. I stopped accepting the words "I'm sorry" a long time ago...I don't say the words, and I don't respect anyone who feels they have to use them. If you don't have enough control of yourself to keep yourself from doing stupid shit, then you shouldn't be drinking. (NOTE: This does not apply to the "first time drunk" people). It's not an excuse for acting like an idiot, it is a method of bringing out who you would be without any sense of self worth. So with that, I am going to go have a bottle of wine, and be the unsympathetic asshole I know I am. CHEERS!

Frat Houses

Think of one word that comes to mind when I mention "Frat House." If you thought of a positive word, then congratulations, you are insane. If you thought of a negative word, or a negative image, then you are probably in the majority. 20 years from now, when the world catches up to common sense, who would possibly want to hire a Frat boy. And the thing is, it's always on their resume. Assume for a second I'm an HR manager and I get this resume, I see a Phi Delta Gamma Wamma Bamma, so I research, find out they have a house on campus and their website indicates they are hosting a beer pong tournament on the 26th. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT LOOK GOOD? I'm putting the resume in the trash can for one of his former frat brothers to take out to the dumpster in the morning. I guess my point is simple, I hate frat boys...and their counterparts....sorority sisters. And ask yourself, am I justified to hate...why yes....yes you are.

Fifa World Cup 2006

The Fifa World Cup 2006 is being held in Germany this month, if you haven't been near the tv, radio, or news lately. I enjoy soccer. I enjoy playing it, watching it, and hearing people criticize it. Yes, I enjoy listening to criticism, because when misplaced, I can secretly laugh at their ignorance. Soccer is pure, it's simple. Here is a ball, here is a goal, don't use your arms. Scoring is not made to be entertaining, but honest, and by honest I mean a true representation of how a team performed. What other sport can say that. If it wasn't good, it wouldn't be the world's number one played sport, riot's would break out over more important things, and kid's would never look forward to orange slices and HI-C's.

If I had unlimited time I would start another web site: SoccerMomDiaries.com. Just think how easy that would be to sell ad space. Special post game snack section with dietary information on different fruit juices, stickers for the mini-vans, I could go on and on.

Originality

When I was younger, I laughed "for real." Now it is "for fake sake." I am going to talk a little about originality, or lack thereof anyways. I have a job that requires me to smile and greet customers while being polite/sincere. The problem is, I am not by nature polite and sincere. So...when a customer comes up and makes what they think is a funny little comment, I am suppose to change my facial expression to laughter for their behalf. I am suppose to lie and act, because I truthfully don't find what they say to be funny at all....in fact I think it is a stupid line that I have heard time and time again. Examples.... "You're a good guy! I don't care what everyone else says about you." or the popular "I'm out doing some honeydews...my wife tells me honey do this and honey do that." Rabble Rabble Rabble. Sure it might have been funny the first time the first man in history said it, and it was only funny for a few seconds then. Now it is annoying. Come up with your own stuff or keep your mouth shut. Where is the originality? I can respect a silent person, they don't want to waste your time with meaningless shit, get done what they need to get done, and move on. In a way they are showing more respect. And I can appreciate that.